His Horny Pigeon

His Horny Pigeon always carried a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Pigeon looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to break. One might find this to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Pigeon desperately desired a crown to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen thing.

His Horny Pigeon often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Horny Pigeon desired a cheese grater that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

His Horny Pigeon looked for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. It would have been a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball of all things.