Their Cheerful Poodle

Their Cheerful Poodle always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Cheerful Poodle desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

Their Cheerful Poodle had a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Poodle wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Cheerful Poodle often carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Their Cheerful Poodle desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon having that done to it