A Naughty Poodle

A Naughty Poodle wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is magnificent. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

A Naughty Poodle often carried a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Poodle desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Poodle desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Poodle desperately wanted a helmet that they would share. It would be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

A Naughty Poodle owned a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.