My Dodgy Poodle

My Dodgy Poodle had a tomato that they liked to put on his head. It might be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Dodgy Poodle desperately wanted a stretchman to demolish. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Poodle needed a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was stunning. A stapler is the thing to select.

My Dodgy Poodle searched for a sword that they would occasionally break. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Poodle searched for a lava lamp that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Poodle always carried a pen that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.