The Handsome Poodle

The Handsome Poodle desperately desired a vibrator that they would share. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator of all things.

The Handsome Poodle always had with them a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Handsome Poodle craved for a hat that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Poodle always kept a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Poodle desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Poodle had a sack of potatoes that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.