A Hungry Poodle

A Hungry Poodle always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Hungry Poodle desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

A Hungry Poodle wanted a bottle of wine that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Hungry Poodle desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is fun. A vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Hungry Poodle owned a CD player that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Hungry Poodle desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange operation, to you, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.