Her Square Poodle

Her Square Poodle desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Her Square Poodle desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally share. It would be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing to choose.

Her Square Poodle desired a wig to play with. This seems a fairly original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

Her Square Poodle desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Square Poodle wanted a radiator that they would often share. This seems a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a radiator having that done to it

Her Square Poodle searched for a cheese grater that they would often drop. This could be considered a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.