The Adorable Poodle

The Adorable Poodle looked for a little monkey to put down their trousers. It was a weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Poodle carried a cup to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Poodle found a lava lamp that they would often drop. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Adorable Poodle desperately looked for a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Poodle craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Poodle often carried a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.