The Magical Poodle

The Magical Poodle desperately needed a wig that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Poodle desperately looked for a melon to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

The Magical Poodle searched for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Magical Poodle needed a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Magical Poodle found a stapler that they would play with. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Poodle looked for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.