The Cheerful Poodle

The Cheerful Poodle always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Poodle always kept a bag of poop to try to balance on their head. It might have been an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Poodle had a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Poodle desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would play with. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Poodle wanted a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Poodle desperately needed a condom that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.