His Foolish Prince

His Foolish Prince desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Foolish Prince often carried a pint of cider that they liked to put up their bum. It is a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

His Foolish Prince looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Prince looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Foolish Prince desired a teapot that they liked to smash. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

His Foolish Prince wanted a CD player that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.