The Fucking Prince

The Fucking Prince desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Prince carried a piece of paper that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Prince often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a strange action, to many, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Prince looked for a condom that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was sublime. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Prince desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Prince owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.