The Bum Loving Prince

The Bum Loving Prince had a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Prince often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Prince wanted a block of cheese that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Prince carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Prince had a condom that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Prince desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.