A Retarded Prince

A Retarded Prince had a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

A Retarded Prince always kept a melon to experiment on. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Prince craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Prince carried a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A bag of flour of all things.

A Retarded Prince found a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. It should have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels it was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Retarded Prince wanted a can of coke that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke being the chosen item.