A Horny Prince

A Horny Prince always kept a chocolate bar that they would play with. This seems a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

A Horny Prince desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

A Horny Prince desperately searched for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

A Horny Prince craved for a stapler that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Prince desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Prince always kept a radiator that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A radiator would be the item that was chosen.