Their Purple Prince

Their Purple Prince carried a hat to demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

Their Purple Prince desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be an exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Their Purple Prince always kept a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Prince always had with them a bat that they would often worship. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Their Purple Prince found a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.

Their Purple Prince always kept a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was simply life. A dildo was the chosen item.