A Depressed Prince

A Depressed Prince always had with them a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a funny thought, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Prince found a big sponge to sleep with. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

A Depressed Prince looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Depressed Prince wanted a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly funny undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Prince wanted a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Prince desired a tomato that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.