The Funny Prince

The Funny Prince desperately craved for a custard pie that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a custard pie of all things.

The Funny Prince looked for a set of lego that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Funny Prince always had with them a CD player that they sometimes throw. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Prince desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It was a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Prince desperately needed a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A condom is the thing to select.

The Funny Prince looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing selected.