The Horny Prince

The Horny Prince always carried a cup that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Prince, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Horny Prince always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Prince, who feels it was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Prince always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Prince had a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Prince needed a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Prince desperately wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. It should be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.