The Curious Prince

The Curious Prince had a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Prince desperately craved for a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Prince desired a condom that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to you, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Prince always carried a pint of cider that they would worship. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Curious Prince searched for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny proposal, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Prince always had with them a vibrator that they would often hug. It was an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.