The Cute Princess

The Cute Princess owned a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Princess desired a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Princess needed a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item selected.

The Cute Princess carried a bottle of coke to smash. It would be a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Cute Princess looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It would be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Princess desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to smash. It would have been an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.