His Square Princess

His Square Princess always carried a set of lego that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

His Square Princess owned a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a mug being the chosen item.

His Square Princess had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

His Square Princess desired a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Princess always had with them a custard pie to worship. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

His Square Princess desperately wanted a cucumber to put down their trousers. It was a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was wonderous. A cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.