The Funny Princess

The Funny Princess always had with them a melon that they would put up their bum. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

The Funny Princess owned a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Funny Princess searched for a Harry Potter wand to eat. It would be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Princess always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Princess always had with them a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

The Funny Princess looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.