A Lucky Princess

A Lucky Princess desperately searched for a pint of cider to play with. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Princess desperately looked for a custard pie that they would throw. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

A Lucky Princess owned a vibrator that they liked to worship. This seems a funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Lucky Princess always had with them a sword that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to select.

A Lucky Princess always had with them a crown to smash. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Honestly, a crown of all things.

A Lucky Princess looked for a block of cheese that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a block of cheese being the thing selected.