Their Big Princess

Their Big Princess had a hat that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

Their Big Princess always carried a condom that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a condom is the thing to select.

Their Big Princess desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Their Big Princess often carried a porno magazine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Their Big Princess looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

Their Big Princess wanted a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing opted for.