Ugly Princess

Ugly Princess desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It might have been an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Princess owned a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Ugly Princess desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally break. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Princess needed a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Princess desperately desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Princess desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It would be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.