Their Horny Princess

Their Horny Princess owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Princess had a condom to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Their Horny Princess desired a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a new exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player of all things.

Their Horny Princess desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Princess often carried a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Their Horny Princess desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes share. It was a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.