The Weary Princess

The Weary Princess had a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Princess desired a pencil sharpener that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Princess always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Princess needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Princess desperately wanted a piece of paper to put down their trousers. It might be a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Princess wanted a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.