A Brainy Queen

A Brainy Queen desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. It should be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Brainy Queen desperately searched for a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It is an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to select.

A Brainy Queen had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Brainy Queen wanted a magic 8 ball that they would eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Brainy Queen had a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Queen desperately desired a melon to break. It should have been a different operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon would be the chosen thing.