The Exceptional Queen

The Exceptional Queen desperately needed a dildo that they liked to break. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Queen desperately desired a CD player that they would often sleep with. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Queen looked for a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Queen always carried a stretchman that they liked to break. This seems a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Queen often carried a mug to insert somewhere. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Queen found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.