His Funny Queen

His Funny Queen wanted a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

His Funny Queen owned a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Funny Queen had a wig to insert somewhere. It was a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig having that done to it

His Funny Queen desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Funny Queen desperately needed a can of Tango that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

His Funny Queen needed a hat that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a hat was the chosen item.