The Confused Queen

The Confused Queen owned a stapler that they would often throw. It should be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Confused Queen found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Queen looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Confused Queen had a set of lego to put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Queen always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Queen always kept a radiator that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was opted for.