Retarded Queen

Retarded Queen carried a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Queen found a crown that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Queen looked for a helmet that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing selected.

Retarded Queen always carried a big sponge that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Retarded Queen looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

Retarded Queen desired a radiator that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.