The Adorable Queen

The Adorable Queen desperately searched for a mug that they would often smash. It would be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

The Adorable Queen carried a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Queen always kept a dildo that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Queen desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Adorable Queen desired a helmet that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Queen desperately craved for a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item opted for.