Their Bum Loving Queen

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately looked for a sponge that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A sponge is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately needed a ball that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Queen desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a funny action, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.