The Eccentric Queen

The Eccentric Queen always had with them a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Queen owned a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

The Eccentric Queen wanted a tomato that they would often hug. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A tomato is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Queen often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Queen found a custard pie that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Queen craved for a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.