The Green Reindeer

The Green Reindeer wanted a dildo that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Green Reindeer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would share. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be spectacular. A cucumber is the item to select.

The Green Reindeer owned a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Green Reindeer desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes share. It should have been a peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Green Reindeer desired a helmet that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Green Reindeer carried a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it