Her Bewildered Reindeer

Her Bewildered Reindeer desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to break. It was a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Reindeer desperately craved for a dildo to insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Reindeer always had with them a wig that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Reindeer needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Reindeer had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Reindeer found a cup that they liked to put on his head. It is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.