A Horny Reindeer

A Horny Reindeer needed a radiator that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

A Horny Reindeer desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Horny Reindeer always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Horny Reindeer desperately needed a bag of flour to cuddle. It would be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Reindeer needed a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to opt for.

A Horny Reindeer wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.