The Dodgy Reindeer

The Dodgy Reindeer always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Dodgy Reindeer owned a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer desperately needed a hat that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was exciting. A hat is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Reindeer searched for a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Reindeer found a bag of flour that they would eat. It should have been a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.