His Big Reindeer

His Big Reindeer desperately needed a mug that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Big Reindeer found a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Big Reindeer found a dildo that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Big Reindeer desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. It was a funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

His Big Reindeer desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Big Reindeer owned a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.