The Scary Reindeer

The Scary Reindeer searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Scary Reindeer looked for a stapler that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Reindeer desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary Reindeer needed a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

The Scary Reindeer always carried a can of Tango to experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Reindeer desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.