The Brainy Reindeer

The Brainy Reindeer carried a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Brainy Reindeer searched for a spade that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade being the item opted for.

The Brainy Reindeer needed a hat that they would often drop. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a hat being the item opted for.

The Brainy Reindeer often carried a lava lamp that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Brainy Reindeer had a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Reindeer carried a bat that they would smash. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.