My Silly Reindeer

My Silly Reindeer always had with them a pint of cider that they would often worship. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Silly Reindeer always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Silly Reindeer desperately desired a condom that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be stunning. A condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Reindeer found a big sponge that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Reindeer owned a bottle of coke that they would embrace. It should be a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Silly Reindeer desperately searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.