My Lovely Reindeer

My Lovely Reindeer needed a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Lovely Reindeer needed a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. A piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Reindeer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Reindeer often carried a can of coke that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

My Lovely Reindeer often carried a condom that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom being the thing opted for.

My Lovely Reindeer found a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.