Bum Loving Reindeer

Bum Loving Reindeer looked for a crown that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Reindeer often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Reindeer craved for a block of cheese to worship. It should have been a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was epic. A block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Reindeer craved for a bottle of coke that they would often smash. One might find this to be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

Bum Loving Reindeer found a pencil sharpener that they would drop. It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen item.