My Confused Reindeer

My Confused Reindeer wanted a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Reindeer craved for a sword to put up their bum. It was an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Confused Reindeer desperately craved for a radiator to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was fun. A radiator being the item selected.

My Confused Reindeer desperately desired a teapot that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was breathtaking. A teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Reindeer desperately craved for a CD player that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Reindeer desperately searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.