Confused Reindeer

Confused Reindeer searched for a wig that they liked to drop. It should have been a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Reindeer needed a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be fun. A set square was the chosen thing.

Confused Reindeer always carried a CD player that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Reindeer searched for a stapler that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a weird action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Reindeer owned a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

Confused Reindeer always kept a pen to smash. It was a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.