The Confused Reindeer

The Confused Reindeer searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Confused Reindeer always had with them a wig that they sometimes break. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was stunning. A wig would be the item chosen.

The Confused Reindeer desperately desired a CD player to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird action, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was stunning. A CD player being the thing selected.

The Confused Reindeer needed a stapler that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Reindeer owned a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Reindeer desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.