The Green Robin

The Green Robin desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Green Robin desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a new operation, to many, but not to the Robin, who felt it would be exciting. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Green Robin had a melon to share. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Robin desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Green Robin often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Green Robin often carried a wig that they would share. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was selected.